Atheist Babies
Fuckin Birthday Cat…

Fuckin Birthday Cat…

These children know that sneezing is just a biological reaction and don’t feel a need to offer an omnipotent beings blessings upon each other when such an event occurs.

This baby currently fears release from his mortal coil, but knows that it is a natural part of life and will grow to accept that living is a part of the universal cycle; thus truly spending his days living instead of worshiping unproven spirits.

This baby currently fears release from his mortal coil, but knows that it is a natural part of life and will grow to accept that living is a part of the universal cycle; thus truly spending his days living instead of worshiping unproven spirits.

This baby knows that while his parents may find comfort in believing in a higher power, that they also grew up in a time where information (scientific or not) was less widely available.

This baby knows that while his parents may find comfort in believing in a higher power, that they also grew up in a time where information (scientific or not) was less widely available.

These babies are enjoying life now because they know that one day they will be dead and never come back.

These babies are enjoying life now because they know that one day they will be dead and never come back.

This baby knows that his belief system is based on tradition and philosophy, not mysticism and ignorance.

This baby knows that his belief system is based on tradition and philosophy, not mysticism and ignorance.

This baby won’t be playing baseball in heaven, because he knows it doesn’t exist.

This baby won’t be playing baseball in heaven, because he knows it doesn’t exist.

This baby knows he is staying in the ground when he dies.

This baby knows he is staying in the ground when he dies.